Tuesday, June 12, 2007
Q. What do you call a duck with all A's on his report card?
A. A wise quacker.
Q. What did the ocean say to the beach?
A. I'm not shore.
Q. Why did the farmer take a bucket of milk to church?
A. To get it pastor-ized.
Q. Why did the farmer take a bucket of milk to the meadow?
A. To get it pasture-ized.
Will you Gorill me a grill cheese